Pete's Big Salmon Reading Series

WHERE DID EVERYTHING GO...

...and why is the site so screwy?

Because I can't find the original homepage, so I can't change any
of the links on it. I probably named the page "sucko"
which was stupid because I name everything "sucko."

And I don't want to make a new one, because I'm afraid
I won't be able to recreate the fish that open their mouths.

Our market research has shown the fish that open their mouths
are the biggest draw to the PBS site, aside from our acronym, PBS, which also stands for a television network, apparently.

So this here's a list of where the old stuff be at:

READING SCHEDULE with photos from Spring 2005

READING SCHEDULE with photos from Fall 2004

READING SCHEDULE with photos from Spring 2004

POEMS from Spring 2005

POEMS from Fall 2004

POEMS from Spring 2005

Here's the reason why we're not doing readings anymore.

And here is the Green Acres theme song in French!